{"id":76,"date":"2007-02-26T20:41:18","date_gmt":"2007-02-27T01:41:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=76"},"modified":"2007-02-26T20:41:18","modified_gmt":"2007-02-27T01:41:18","slug":"tweaked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=76","title":{"rendered":"Tweaked"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\">My standard attire for work is a business suit.<span>  <\/span>People ask me why I always wear a suit and I give them my reasons.<span>  <\/span>First, if a wear a suit I will never be under-dressed.<span>  <\/span>Of course, some times I am over dressed for the occasion but I would rather appear stuffy than sloppy.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Second, I wear a suit because the office is cold year round.<span>  <\/span>The suit coat provides me with the warmth that I need.<span>  <\/span>If it weren\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t for the suit coat, I would need an electric heater to stay warm.<span>  <\/span>Of course, with all of the menopausal women in the office it is not likely that the temperature will be turned up any time soon.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">While appearance and warmth are important aspects for the office, the suit provides one more functions.<span>  <\/span>It cuts down on my butt getting pinched by women.<span>  <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">The first time that it happened was when I was riding in the elevator here at work.<span>  <\/span>Initially, I thought it was my imagination.<span>  <\/span>But when I felt a cheek tweak again a few seconds later, I knew that my butt had been pinched.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">When I got off the elevator I turned to see my tweaker.<span>  <\/span><span> <\/span>There stood 6 women, all with blank looks on their faces.<span>  <\/span>And any one of them would have had access to my buttocks.<span>  <\/span>And while this was the first, it certainly wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t the last.<span>  <\/span>My butt has been pinched several dozen times over the years, sometime by women that I know and sometimes by women who are total strangers.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">It&#8217;s a liberated world.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My standard attire for work is a business suit. People ask me why I always wear a suit and I give them my reasons. First, if a wear a suit I will never be under-dressed. Of course, some times I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=76\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s20gJN-tweaked","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=76"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=76"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=76"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=76"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}