{"id":7626,"date":"2014-12-18T18:02:26","date_gmt":"2014-12-18T23:02:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=7626"},"modified":"2014-12-14T18:13:45","modified_gmt":"2014-12-14T23:13:45","slug":"matching-eye-masks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=7626","title":{"rendered":"Matching Eye Masks."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While Christmas shopping for pajamas for my wife, I noticed that several of them came with &#8220;matching eye masks&#8221;.\u00a0 Wow, matching eye masks are really important.\u00a0 I mean, I would hate to wake up next to a woman whose eye mask didn&#8217;t match her pajamas.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder if you can get matching handcuffs?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While Christmas shopping for pajamas for my wife, I noticed that several of them came with &#8220;matching eye masks&#8221;.\u00a0 Wow, matching eye masks are really important.\u00a0 I mean, I would hate to wake up next to a woman whose eye &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=7626\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7626","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p20gJN-1Z0","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7626","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7626"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7626\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7627,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7626\/revisions\/7627"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7626"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7626"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7626"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}