{"id":7784,"date":"2015-02-24T16:59:09","date_gmt":"2015-02-24T21:59:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=7784"},"modified":"2015-02-22T17:07:46","modified_gmt":"2015-02-22T22:07:46","slug":"with-clean-stretch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=7784","title":{"rendered":"&#8230;With Clean Stretch!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_0872.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7785\" src=\"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_0872.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0872\" width=\"2448\" height=\"3264\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_0872.jpg 2448w, https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_0872-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_0872-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2448px) 100vw, 2448px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>What am I buying?\u00a0 Toilet paper.\u00a0 Not only do I have to worry about it being soft, absorbent and strong, I also have to make sure that it stretches.<\/p>\n<p>I just hope that it doesn&#8217;t slip and snap me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What am I buying?\u00a0 Toilet paper.\u00a0 Not only do I have to worry about it being soft, absorbent and strong, I also have to make sure that it stretches. I just hope that it doesn&#8217;t slip and snap me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7784","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p20gJN-21y","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7784","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7784"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7784\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7786,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7784\/revisions\/7786"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7784"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7784"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7784"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}