{"id":7893,"date":"2015-04-14T09:28:17","date_gmt":"2015-04-14T14:28:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=7893"},"modified":"2015-04-11T09:35:13","modified_gmt":"2015-04-11T14:35:13","slug":"chewy-noodles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=7893","title":{"rendered":"Chewy Noodles."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The other day, I had a cup of instant chicken noodle soup.\u00a0 Over the years, I have found that the trick to this instant soup is to let it steep a little before eating it.\u00a0 And so I did with this package.\u00a0 But even after a few minutes, I noticed that some of the noodles were just plain tough and chewy.<\/p>\n<p>After I had finished with the soup, I checked the empty package and noted that it had expired in 2011.\u00a0 Then I remembered that last time that I ate instant soup that had expired.\u00a0 It had worms in it.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other day, I had a cup of instant chicken noodle soup.\u00a0 Over the years, I have found that the trick to this instant soup is to let it steep a little before eating it.\u00a0 And so I did with &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=7893\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7893","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p20gJN-23j","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7893","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7893"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7893\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7894,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7893\/revisions\/7894"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7893"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7893"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7893"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}