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While at a music event, a woman that I know needed to use one of the little blue outhouses.\u00a0 When she came out, she stated that the floor was so dirty that she didn’t dare to sit her purse down so she put it in the sink instead.\u00a0 We explained to her that the outhouse did not have a sink in it.<\/p>\n

She decided to buy a new purse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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