{"id":81,"date":"2007-02-02T14:23:57","date_gmt":"2007-02-02T19:23:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=81"},"modified":"2007-02-02T14:28:42","modified_gmt":"2007-02-02T19:28:42","slug":"emergency-use","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=81","title":{"rendered":"Emergency use!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was in the drug store today and ran across an interesting product; Snore extinguisher.  It was a little aerosol can with a long adjustable hose attached.  When the button on the top of the can is pressed, it delivers a pre-measured amount of snore extinguisher.<\/p>\n<p>The directions on the box were a little vague and the print was rather small, so I am not really sure how it is to be used.  But one thing did catch my attention.  It read &#8220;In case of an emergency, spray directly into the mouth.<\/p>\n<p>Emergency?!  A fire is an emergency not snoring.  But, I suppose it is a matter of perspective.  I guess if you happen to be that hapless spouse who can&#8217;t sleep because of the noise, it might be an emergency.  In a  moment of desperation, you might be tempted to grab the can from the night stand, stick the hose into the mouth of your loved one and touch off a round.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder how it works?  Does it have some sort of medication in it that stops the snoring?   Or does the event of sticking the hose down their throat cause them to choke which wakes them up?  Maybe when my wife hears about this product, she will abandon her ear plugs and stash away a can for emergency use.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was in the drug store today and ran across an interesting product; Snore extinguisher. It was a little aerosol can with a long adjustable hose attached. When the button on the top of the can is pressed, it delivers &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=81\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p20gJN-1j","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=81"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=81"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=81"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=81"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}