{"id":8195,"date":"2015-08-22T19:54:33","date_gmt":"2015-08-23T00:54:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=8195"},"modified":"2015-08-16T20:02:29","modified_gmt":"2015-08-17T01:02:29","slug":"a-sausage-down-the-drain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=8195","title":{"rendered":"A Sausage Down The Drain."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For breakfast lately at work, I have been cooking sausage links in the microwave.\u00a0 And since these sausages produce a fair about of juice, I always dump it down the sink.\u00a0 But the other day, one of the sausages slipped off of my plate and fell into the sink.\u00a0 No harm, I will just pick it up and rinse if off.\u00a0 But no, before I could grab it, it slid right down the drain and into the garbage disposal.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I am not one to stick my hand into a garbage disposal let alone eat anything from with in it.\u00a0 So, I just turned it on and finished it off.\u00a0 Oh well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For breakfast lately at work, I have been cooking sausage links in the microwave.\u00a0 And since these sausages produce a fair about of juice, I always dump it down the sink.\u00a0 But the other day, one of the sausages slipped &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=8195\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p20gJN-28b","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8195","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8195"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8195\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8196,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8195\/revisions\/8196"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}