{"id":9072,"date":"2016-09-26T18:05:28","date_gmt":"2016-09-26T23:05:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=9072"},"modified":"2016-09-25T16:36:52","modified_gmt":"2016-09-25T21:36:52","slug":"chips-and-a-ferrari","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=9072","title":{"rendered":"Chips And A Ferrari."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?attachment_id=9073\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-9073\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9073\" src=\"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/IMG_1479-e1472426194813.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_1479\" width=\"1224\" height=\"1632\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/IMG_1479-e1472426194813.jpg 1224w, https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/IMG_1479-e1472426194813-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/IMG_1479-e1472426194813-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1224px) 100vw, 1224px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Look at the pretty toy cars.\u00a0 But these cars are not in the toy section, they are in the snack isle.\u00a0 Since wise mothers with children will avoid the toy section, this store moved these toys into the grocery section.\u00a0 Surprise!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look at the pretty toy cars.\u00a0 But these cars are not in the toy section, they are in the snack isle.\u00a0 Since wise mothers with children will avoid the toy section, this store moved these toys into the grocery section.\u00a0 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=9072\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9072","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p20gJN-2mk","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9072","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9072"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9072\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9074,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9072\/revisions\/9074"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9072"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9072"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9072"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}