{"id":9098,"date":"2016-09-12T16:56:26","date_gmt":"2016-09-12T21:56:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=9098"},"modified":"2016-09-11T17:05:15","modified_gmt":"2016-09-11T22:05:15","slug":"pinned-in-the-pew","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=9098","title":{"rendered":"Pinned In The Pew."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While I am not Catholic, I do attend Mass on occasions.\u00a0 And while I know that at some point during the service the kneeling bench is going to be used, it always takes me by surprise.\u00a0 And such was the case last Sunday.\u00a0 The bench came down on my foot pinning my shoe to the floor.\u00a0 And since everyone else was kneeling, I had no choice but to sit down and try to free my shoe.\u00a0 After about ten seconds, I was able to free my foot and assume the position.\u00a0 I hate that when that happens.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While I am not Catholic, I do attend Mass on occasions.\u00a0 And while I know that at some point during the service the kneeling bench is going to be used, it always takes me by surprise.\u00a0 And such was the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=9098\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9098","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p20gJN-2mK","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9098","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9098"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9098\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9100,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9098\/revisions\/9100"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9098"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9098"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9098"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}