{"id":9455,"date":"2017-02-24T18:43:01","date_gmt":"2017-02-24T23:43:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=9455"},"modified":"2017-02-19T19:08:25","modified_gmt":"2017-02-20T00:08:25","slug":"hi-my-name-is-dave","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=9455","title":{"rendered":"Hi, My Name Is Dave."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some fast food places have now started to ask for a name for the order.\u00a0 That way when your order is ready, they can call your name.\u00a0 This is fine and dandy except when you have a name like mine.\u00a0 When I tell them &#8220;Ned&#8221; they say Ed? or Fred?\u00a0 And since I have gotten tired of playing the name game, I just tell them that my name is Dave.\u00a0\u00a0 I mean &#8220;Dave&#8221; is a pretty common name and hard to confuse with any other names.\u00a0 But the other day when I told them that my name was &#8220;Dave&#8221;, they said &#8220;Steve&#8221;?\u00a0 And since I didn&#8217;t want to play the name game I said &#8220;that works&#8221;.\u00a0 A few minutes later I heard, &#8220;Steve your order is ready&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some fast food places have now started to ask for a name for the order.\u00a0 That way when your order is ready, they can call your name.\u00a0 This is fine and dandy except when you have a name like mine.\u00a0 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/?p=9455\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9455","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p20gJN-2sv","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9455","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9455"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9455\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9456,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9455\/revisions\/9456"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nedandkathyswift.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}