We had some excitement in the office today. It was a cockroach and to hear people scream, you would think that Godzilla had just entered the building.

One woman got so upset that she jump up onto her office chair. Of course, the office chair swivels and rocks so she wasn’t up there long. In fact, after a couple of seconds, the chair shifted and dumped her off on to the floor, where she continued to scream.

The roach was constantly on the move from office to office. And since our office walls, here in cubeville, are an inch off the floor, the roach could easily move from one cube to the next.

It was interesting to track the movement of the roach. You didn’t have to see him, you just had to listen for the screams.

Eventually, the monster was captured and put on display. At an inch and a half long, people thought that it was huge.

Obviously, these are people who have never watched “Naked Lunch”