A woman in England was sentenced to 3 years in prison for biting of a third of her boyfriends tongue. Apparently she was dissatisfied with their relationship and used the act to bring attention to that fact.

Now, biting off the tongue was no simple act and must have required several minute to accomplish. It seems like the guy would have resisted a little. But, then again, if he was in the throws of passions, he might not have realized what was going on until he was finished.

I hope the ShamWow guy is listening.