Bill Murray was in a golf outing the other day.  One of his tee shots took a nasty hook and went out of bounds.  It hit a woman and knocked her down.  She was standing in her yard.

Why do people build houses on golf courses?  Is it because they love the game or is it because they like the country?  In Michigan, the courses are pretty quiet 6 months out of the year but for the other 6 months, look out.

Besides all of the people on the course 7 days a week, you are going to have the issue of golf balls.  From time to time, they are either going to land in your yard or hit you and or your house.

I have seen houses on several occasions that had no trespassing signs posted on their property.  That, however, did not stop golfers from going after their ball.  I mean, what is the owner going to do, call the cops?  Anyone brazen enough to go into someones yard, is not going to be bothered by someone yelling at them from the house.

I guess if these people don’t like golfers, then they should move.