Last winter, during the midst of a raging snow storm, a man came running into our building claiming that he had been shot. He was barefoot and wearing only shorts and a tee shirt, so he seemed to be just a little strange.

When the police arrived, he told them that he was shot by aliens. But when they examined him, they could not find any wounds. He told them that the aliens used invisible bullets. Upon further questioning it was discovered that he was from the halfway house across the street and that he needed to take his medication.  Of course, it is hard to tell the difference between the half way people and regular state workers.