The other day as I was going through the drive through at Micky Ds, my food was handed to me by a woman with two black eyes. At first I thought that she must have been in a accident. But, upon closer examination, I realized that it was eye makeup.

Now, I am not talking about a little excessive, I am talking a lot. And it wasn’t just eye liner, it was eye shadow. This woman could easily pass for one of the androids in Blade Runner.

Since it is too early for Halloween, I am writing it off as bad taste.