One state that I recently traveled through liked to announce that they are mowing the grass on the interstate. They have countless sign that can be activated on a moments notice. I guess it is because the people in their state are easily confused.

“Hey Maude, there is one of them tractor machines on the shoulder ahead. Are they plantin corn?” “No honey, the sign back there said that they are mowin the grass.”

Well, at least they don’t barricade the interstate like they used to in the past.