Visiting Venus.

A Japanese woman claims that she was taken to Venus on a UFO. Now, she is not just any Japanese woman, she is the next First Lady of Japan.

The woman claims that while she was sleeping, her spirit visited Venus. Her first husband claimed that it was only a dream but she insisted that it really happened. But her second husband believes her. (Want to wager a guess as to why she got divorced the first time?)

She also claims that she knew Tom Cruise in a former life. He was Japanese at the time. (And to think that Tom wasted all of the time and money on Dianetics.)

I wonder if she knows Shirley McClain?

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