Washington state reports that an insane murderer has escaped from authorities. Well, he didn’t exactly escape, he just sort of walked away.
It seems that the mental institution, where he was staying, decided to take its patients on a field trip to an amusement park. And, while he was there, he disappeared.
Of course, the hospital staff looked for him for two hours before contacting the police so he had a pretty good head start. And, given the amount of wilderness in the state, I doubt that they will catch the guy any time soon.
Fortunately, he didn’t kill anyone at the park. You can’t fix stupid.
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