The Pumpkin Run.

Boulder CO has recently cracked down on people running naked through the city with pumpkins over their heads. The city feels that this annual event is getting out of control and they want to put a stop to it.

Since Boulder does not have any laws against public indecency, it often attracts events such as naked bicycle rides and naked marathons. And, in the past, the pumpkin run was tolerated. But, times have changed and Boulder now feels that they need to conform to the current norms of the nation. So, the pumpkin run must go.

What is this world coming to if you can’t take off your clothes and run naked through the streets with a pumpkin over your head?  How sad.

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