A number of years ago, the musical Oh Calcutta came to Grand Rapids. And of course, all of the “who’s who” were lining up to buy tickets.

And some of the would be socialites were members of our church. So,as these social climbers were bragging about the seats that they had just purchased I said “I wounder if they will do the nude scene?”

NUDE SCENE?!! Seeing a look of panic on their faces, I commented that the city had probably already worked out the details and that they shouldn’t worry about it.

Yes indeed, the city had worked out the details and the players would be wearing body stockings. But, the looks on the faces of the socialites were priceless.