I was in the store the other day when I happened to notice a fairly attractive middle aged woman. She caught my attention because of her long hair and skinny legs.

Now, during the shopping experience, I often see the same people over and over again as we proceed throughout the store. So, I was not surprised to see her standing at the check out four lanes over from me. I was surprised though when she took out her teeth, inspected them and then put them back into her mouth.

Well, at least she can be spared the embarrassment of having food stuck to the front of her teeth.