The Holy Grail.

Some Aborigines have convinced Prince William to search for the Holy Grail. Well, maybe not the Holy Grail but they have convinced him to search for the head of a former chieftain.

It seems that back in the 1700s, this chieftain was terrorizing British settlers because he resented their invasion of his land. (Go figure) So, they put a bounty on his head. Sure enough, after a few years, some one managed to kill him.

The British were so over joyed that they cut off his head, pickled it and then sent it back to England. And of course, over the years, the British lost the head. Now, the Aborigines want the head back so William has promised to find it for them.

Of course, I doubt that anyone would be able to identify the head even if they did find it. So, William could choose from any of the hundreds of pickled heads that the British have and give that to the Aborigines.

I wonder what they plan to do with the head if they get it?

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