I am a person who has to have breakfast. Now, I am not talking about a donut and a cup of coffee, I am talking about bacon and eggs. So, when I headed for the hospital cafeteria the other morning, I was set for a big breakfast.

When I got there, they had link and patty sausages, hash browns with and without cheese, biscuits and gravy and bacon but no eggs. Bah! So, I got a couple of sausages and a muffin.

Well, about 2 hours later those sausages extracted their revenge. Bad choice.

Since cafeterias usually vary their menu, I figured that they would eventually eggs but, so far, this is not the case. The only variation that I see on the breakfast menu is that they are now serving fried chicken wings.

I guess that people down here don’t eat eggs in the morning.