I have a love/hate relationship with Facebook.  It began over a year ago. Someone listed me as their friend and I agreed. This was the beginning of the friction.

In order to be “your friend”, I needed to join Facebook. Fine. Email address and password, no big deal. But, when I gave them my email address and password, they told me that my account already existed and that I needed to login.

Fine. I didn’t remember registering with Facebook but what ever. I typed in my email address and password. It came back that my password was invalid and to please try again. After several attempts, I concluded that something was wrong with my password.

Then, I saw the “forgot your password” option and decided to give that a try. It asked for my email address and I entered it. It came back and told me that no such address existed and to please register.

Fine, I will register. I entered my email address and password. It came back saying that my account already existed and that I needed to login……….!!!!!!!

Well, this happy horse sh*t went on for over a year and a half. People would ask me to be their friend and each time that I accepted, I went through the same “not a member, are a member, not a member” routine. Then, suddenly, it started working. What ever.

I was now flooded with friend requests. No problem. Approve, approve, approve. It seems that Facebook now liked me.

But, the next day, I tried to login to my Facebook account and guess what? “Your account does not exist. Please register”. EEEERRRRRHHHH!!!!

Life is too short and I really don’t need this hassle. Sorry Farmville. I never had the opportunity to waste my time on you but I hope you have a total crop failure.