Recently, a woman passed her written driving test. While she was ecstatic, the rest of us should be concerned. You see, it took her 971 tries.

Now, you might think that it was a long and complicated test. But, in all actuality, the test only had 40 questions on it.

If she had just missed passing by one or two questions, she should have been able to guess the right answers long before the 971st attempt.  But, it would appear that she didn’t know the answer to most of the questions.

I wonder if she could read?