The other night, I was lying on the bed watching the 10PM news. All of a sudden, the station changed to Seinfeld. As I reached over for the remote on the night stand, I noticed that it was no longer 10 PM but 12:30 AM!

It appears that I mysteriously lost 2.5 hours of time. Since I couldn’t explain what happened, I can only conclude that I must have been abducted by aliens! Either that or I fell asleep.