Our local True Value hardware store is having a grage sale or at least that is what it says on the marquee.

So what could have happened here?

1. They misspelled garage and didn’t notice it.

2. They ran out of “As” and tried to make the best of it.

3. Its a publicity stunt to attract attention to their garage sale.

4. It is a psychology experiment to see how people process information.

5. They really do sell grages and they are on sale this week.

Assuming that 5 is the correct answer, I have to wonder what exactly is a grage? It kind of sounds like it might be some sort of a tool. Perhaps a special power grinder of some sort.

Now, since I don’t know what a grage is, I can probably get along without one even though it is on sale. Besides, how would I know if I am getting a good deal with this sale? I don’t know what a grage is let alone what they cost at full price.

But then again, what if it is a magical tool that would come in handy? If they are still on sale this weekend, maybe I will stop in and check them out. After all, one can never have too many grages. Maybe I should get one for the kids for Christmas.