I saw a billboard the other day advertising a health club.  The ad said “$30 per month, no commitments, no egos.”

Now, I am not sure what to make of the ad.  What do they mean by “no commitments”?  Do they meant that you are not required to show up?  Or, maybe if you do show up, you are not committed to an exercise routine?

And what about the “no egos”?  What is that all about?  Does that mean that there won’t be any muscle bound instructors running around calling you a wimp.

Well, it sounds like the perfect health club for most people.  You don’t actually need to exercise or even show up.  Once you pay your $30 dollars, you can tell the world that you belong to a health club.

I wonder if they actually have exercise equipment at this club?