The other day in Lansing, I saw a car painted up with “shortdwarfs.com”. And, the license plate read “umidget”.

Well, OK, it got my attention. I couldn’t imagine why anyone would have their car painted up like that. So, I checked out their website.

As it turns out, shortdwarfs.com rents out dwarfs. And, right now, they are half off. Allrighty.

Now, I initially wondered why some one would want to rent a dwarf. But, after some thought, I decided that I didn’t really want to know!