What ever happened to Celery Seed dressing? It was so popular a few years ago that the stores couldn’t keep it in stock. Now, all of a sudden, it has completely disappeared.

Maybe there has been a series of celery seed crop failures. We could blame it on global warming.

By the way, where do they get celery seeds from anyway? I guess the most logical source would be celery plants, but maybe not. After all, we don’t get baby oil from babies.

Maybe celery seed was discovered to be a carcinogen. It certainly wouldn’t be the first common item to be bad for your health. As a kid, I drank gallons and gallons of root beer It was only later in life that sassafras was discovered to be a carcinogen. I wonder how many years I have left?

Maybe celery seed was found to be a narcotic like poppy seed. Come to think of it, I haven’t seen any poppy seed dressing lately either.

Well, what ever the reason, it appears that celery seed dressing is not destined to return any time soon.