A local car dealership is advertizing a free stainless steel grill with every new car purchase.

Now, I don’t care whether my grill is stainless steel or chrome.  So, I asked the sales person if I could substitute the stainless steel grill for alloy wheels?  I got a blank look in response.

So, I asked the man if it was easier to clean bugs off of stainless steel than off of chrome?  He gave me a funny look and asked why I would have bugs on my grill.  So, I told him that I do a lot of highway driving and that I get a lot of bugs on my grill.

Confused, he asked if I drove with the grill in my back of my truck?  I told him that I didn’t have a truck but I did keep the grill on the front of my car.

At this point in time, the man went on “tilt”.  Then he said that the it was a barbeque grill and not an automotive grill.  “OH”!!!!

Now, since I didn’t need a grill, I asked him if I could substitute the grill for alloy wheels?  He didn’t think so.