Recently, Neil Diamond announced who Caroline was from his famous song “Sweet Caroline”. It was Caroline Kennedy. She was 11 at the time.

Now, while I liked the song at the time, it now gives me the willies to think that Neil writing a love song about an 11 year old girl who caught his attention. It was bad enough that we had to put up with Michael Jackson and his little boy friends. Now we have Neil Diamond admitting that he had a “thing” for an 11 year old.

Hey Neil, just remember that Roman Polanski got run out of this country for having a “thing” with a 13 year old girl.