Each year at Christmas time, I exchange gifts with two of my co-worker. While our gifts are usually stuff like wine or small trinkets, every now and then, one of us gets creative. And this year was one of those years.

This year, my co-worker Dawn, gave me a gift bag with tissue paper covering the gifts. Inside the bag was a computer screen cleaner that looked like one of the M&M characters and some chocolate liqueurs. Very nice.

When I got home, I pulled the gifts out of the bag to show Kathy. She was really interested in the chocolate liqueur and proceeded to examine the selection. Moments later, she said that there was something else wrapped up inside the bag.

Surprised, I went over to the bag and removed the final contents. It was a box of Enzyte.

Kathy and I have seen those ads on TV for Enzyte and know that it is touted to be a natural male enhancer. However, Kathy was under the opinion that I am enhanced enough and any more enhancing would limit her ability to get any work done around the house. So, she took the Enzyte away from me and told me that I couldn’t have any.

Then, when she discovered that one of the ingredients was “Horny Goat Weed”, she said that I definitely could not have any.