The Waffle House Factor.

When the heads of FEMA want to gauge the severity of a storm, they not only use the standard scientific measurements, they also use the “Waffle House” factor.

The system is really quite simple.  Waffle Houses are open 24×7.  So, when a storm hits an area, the number of people without power is reflected in the increase of business.  And, if a Waffle House closes, then the storms severity increases even more.

I guess this is like judging the number of Super Bowl watchers on TV by the amount of water used at half time.

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