In an effort to restrict water usage, the US has mandated 1 gallon per flush toilets.  And, while  I understand their reasoning, I disagree as to its’  usefulness.

For example, the other day at church, I needed to use one of the 1 gps toilets.  But, I needed to flush 5 times!!  And since each volley never seemed to complete the task, I couldn’t help but wonder if a good old 3 gps would solve the problem.

I have to install another toilet in my house.  Maybe l can buy a 3 gps in Canada and smuggle it across the border.  Eh!