I read an article about an 800 pound man. He was going out on a date with his girl friend. Since he couldn’t walk, he had a forklift move him and his bed onto the back of a flatbed truck.

He hadn’t been in the sun for many many years, so they had to improvise a special sun screen to protect him from the rays. Unfortunately, the sun screen fell apart on the way there. So, rather than risk exposure to the heat and sun, he decided to turn around and go back.

You have to wonder what his girlfriend looks like.