Our local bank was robbed the other day. In an effort to get to the bank quickly, one of the sheriffs decided to run the red light on main street. And, since it was a very busy intersection, he got hit.

Of course, the fact that he was in a fully unmarked cruiser didn’t help matters either. People thought that it was just another car and weren’t expecting it to run the red light.

I don’t know why he was in such a hurry. The bandit was last seen fleeing on a red bicycle.