In Japan, recently, a chimpanzee at a zoo made an escape attempt. He left his cage, which was unlocked, and bolted to freedom.
Once outside of the cage, the chimp grabbed the tranquilizer rifle from a zoo keeper and climbed up onto the roof of one of the buildings at the zoo. Looking like a sniper, the chimp basked in his new found freedom.
The zoo officials were at a loss as to how to get him down since the chimp had the zoos only dart gun. Eventually they loured him down with a banana.
I’ll bet he won’t be doing that again any time soon.