My standard attire for work is a business suit. People ask me why I always wear a suit and I give them my reasons. First, if a wear a suit I will never be under-dressed. Of course, some times I am over dressed for the occasion but I would rather appear stuffy than sloppy.

Second, I wear a suit because the office is cold year round. The suit coat provides me with the warmth that I need. If it weren’t for the suit coat, I would need an electric heater to stay warm. Of course, with all of the menopausal women in the office it is not likely that the temperature will be turned up any time soon.

While appearance and warmth are important aspects for the office, the suit provides one more functions. It cuts down on my butt getting pinched by women.

The first time that it happened was when I was riding in the elevator here at work. Initially, I thought it was my imagination. But when I felt a cheek tweak again a few seconds later, I knew that my butt had been pinched.

When I got off the elevator I turned to see my tweaker. There stood 6 women, all with blank looks on their faces. And any one of them would have had access to my buttocks. And while this was the first, it certainly wasn’t the last. My butt has been pinched several dozen times over the years, sometime by women that I know and sometimes by women who are total strangers.

It’s a liberated world.