A number of years ago, a local dairy farmer broke his leg and was laid up for several weeks.  So, his wife took over the dairy work.  But, in doing so, she decided to improve the operation by super cleaning the barn.

Later, when the farmer was back to work, he and his wife disagreed on the cleaning of the barn.  Finally, she told him that he was “Nuts” and needed a psychiatric evaluation.   He responded by saying that he would take one if she would take one.  And so they did.

Unfortunately, he passed but she didn’t.  So, she divorced him out of spite.  He went on to lead a normal life but she went on to be very strange.