When I was in the store the other day, there was an attractive middle-age woman there wearing shorts and a top. She had obviously been in out in the sun as she was dark brown all over. And judging by the top that she had on, she wanted to show off both her tan and her cleavage.

It was all very attractive until I noticed that right in the middle of her chest was a huge wart. Now, I am not talking some little blemish, I am talking a third nipple. It was disgusting.

She must have known that it was there. Maybe she was oblivious to its existence or maybe she just didn’t care. Either way, it was distracting in a negative sense. It was like looking at a boulder in the valley.