The Burger King scares me! In case you don’t know what I am talking about, Burger King commercials have a mascot dressed up as a king.

The mascot has a plastic head with a big smile. And, unlike Ronald McDonald, the face never changes expression. Just that same big grin, kind of like a psychopathic killer. But, what really scares me are the breakfast commercial.

One of the commercials has the Burger King holding a tray of food as he peeks in at you through your bedroom window waiting for you to get our of bed. I am sure that Burger King thinks the commercial is cute. I think it portrays the Burger King as a twisted voyeur. I think that he is really just waiting for you to get undress and the food is only an excuse in case he gets caught.

But, the commercial that really creeps me out is the one where the guy wakes up only to find the Burger King in bed with him. Did the guy meet the Burger King at a bar the night before and invite him home for a few drinks and ended up in bed with him? And the Burger King has got that big satisfied smile on his face which kind of says “you were the best!”.

I am sorry, food or no food, if I find some guy in my bed or peeking in my bedroom window, I am calling the cops.

What were they thinking?