Saint Anthony is missing!  At least, the relic of Saint Anthony is missing, though, we don’t know what that is.

But, more to the point, this relic was housed in a gold case and someone stole it.

Gold. Stolen.  Duh!!!  They probably didn’t even realize what they took.

St Anthony is the patron saint for lost items.  So, it should only be a matter of time before he returns himself to his proper location.

I don’t make this stuff up!