The other day, I had breakfast in a national restaurant chain.  I ordered eggs “sunny side up”.  The waitress told me that they didn’t have eggs “sunny side up”.  They only had eggs “over easy”.  I told her that eggs “sunny side up” are like eggs “over easy” except that you don’t turn them over.

I could tell by the blank look on her face that this conversation was a total waste of time.  So I ordered eggs “over easy.”

“you gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em….”