The other day, I had breakfast in a national restaurant chain.  I ordered eggs, sausage and wheat toast.  I could tell by the look on her face and the way that she was rocking back and forth, that my waitress did not approve of my selection.

So, she asked me if I wanted hash browns.  I told her “no”.   She told me that if I ordered the “family breakfast”, it would be cheaper but it came with hash browns.  So, I asked if I could order the “family breakfast” without the hash browns.   And she told me “no”.  So, I ordered the “family breakfast”.

Life it just too short to worry about hash browns.