I was in the grocery store shopping for body wash when I noticed a scent called New Zealand Spring.

Now, I have no idea what New Zealand smells like let alone New Zealand in the spring.  But, I do know that New Zealand has more sheep than it has people.  So, I am thinking that New Zealand might not smell, well, fresh.  And, after a long winter, I am thinking that spring might smell a little gamey.  So, I am not inspired to try New Zealand Spring scent.