A restaurant in Reading Ohio, which is just outside of Cincinnati, recently got in trouble with the local authorities. It seems that the owner had a mannequin, wearing only a bikini top and short shorts, standing outside its restaurant. The city thought it was obscene and told the owner to put some clothes on it.

The case went to court and the owner lost so now the mannequin is wear a t-shirt.

These people need to get a life.

My daughter lives just outside of Cincinnati. Maybe we can go there the next time we visit.

Mickey Ds had to recall one of its happy meals. It seems that the happy meal had music in it which used the “F” word in the lyrics.

I image someone is going to lose their job over that one.

A high school girl was going to have her picture taken for the year book.  So she came to school with her hair done up and wearing a very nice dress. But because she didn’t want to have any pantie lines showing in the picture, she decided not to wear any panties. And as fate would have it, she had her picture taken while she was sitting in the front row of the bleachers.

When the yearbook arrived, it showed her with her hair done up and wearing a very nice dress, sitting in the front row of the bleachers. Of course, it also showed her whoha.

When her mother saw the picture, she was outraged and demanded that the school to retrieve all of the yearbooks.

As of yet, the school has not taken any action.  I’ll bet that book will become a collectors item. Well, at least she didn’t have any pantie lines showing.

The blue grass festival is this weekend at the Lowell fairground. And, even though the festival doesn’t start until Friday night, travel trailers and motor homes were arriving for the event as early as last weekend.

I am alway amazed that people can afford to take a week off from work and just sit around playing blue grass music. I must not be living right.

I watched a movie the other night titled “Happy Valley” It was a documentary about prescription drug abuse. The top state for prescription drug abuse is Utah. That’s right, Utah.

While those Mormons don’t drink or smoke, they do like their pills and other illegal drugs. They have even gone so far as to fake injuries so that they can get their prescription pain killers. Then, once they get the prescription, they up the quantity by adding a zero to the number. Then, they pop their way into ecstasy.

Some of these people have lost just about everything to prescription pain killers. And yet, the LDS refuse to admit that their members have a serious drug problem.

Sad.

An airport in Sweden was noticing that their internet was running slow. When they got to checking on it, they discovered that a large number of employees were watching porn. Several people got fired.

I guess Sweden is not as sexually liberated as we were led to believe.

Father Cutie has finally come out of the closet. He has admitted that he likes women.

It seems that the good Father was photographed caressing a young woman. When confronted about the event, he said he was still celibate. However, he has now admitted that he is going to leave the priesthood and marry the woman he was seen with.

Of course, Father Cutie could become an Episcopalian priest, marry the woman, and then transfer back into the Roman Catholic church as a married priest and that would be acceptable.

If they would let priests marry, then they might have fewer sex scandals and more priests. Maybe this new pope will see the light.

The Orioles are back. Actually, they have been back for a few weeks now but we haven’t been able get a picture of them.

They like to eat from our humming bird feeder which is right in front of our dinning room slider. But, because they are so very shy, they fly off whenever they see any movement in the house. Fortunately, this one perched closed enough to get photographed.

Early spring is the only time that we see them. Once the trees leaf out, they will be gone so we enjoy them while we can.

The new Camaro was unveiled the other night. It was a media event with live coverage on TV.

While they tried to hype the event, I looked at one days before sitting at the local dealship here in Lowell. Plus, I saw several of them on a car carrier on the way home from work the other night.

At a time when gas is expensive and the auto industry is hurting, I am amazed at the number of muscle cars that are being produced.

I had lunch in a Chinese restaurant the other day. They had a large aquarium there stocked with large fish. Whenever I see a large fish tank in a restaurant, I have to wonder if it is for show or on the menu.

When I was in Philadelphia a few years ago, there was a Chinese restaurant that had blowfish on the menu. And to advertise it, they had the fish tanks in the window.

I guess you could pick out the fish that you wanted, kind of like Red Lobster.