I don’t know who won the Game of Thrones. Of course, I never watched a single episode so it stands to reason. In fact, I never heard who shot JR.
Monthly Archives: May 2019
Smart Phone Tricks.
I got a new smart phone a couple of weeks ago. And it has its little quirks. Once the alarm went off at 3am even though I have never set the alarm before. And some times it plays music randomly. I just better not catch it talking to Alexia.
Spinach Flavored Ice Cream.
Well, they now have spinach flavored ice cream. I think that I will pass on that.
And They Call Him The Streak….
A half naked man went jogging past a women in a park and was arrested a short time later. And while the woman couldn’t identify his hair color, she did note that he was circumcised.
A Bear In The Area.
We are starting to get more bear reports for the area. We just had another one last week. But I can remember when I growing up, that bear were often spotted in the area but no one believed the reports. Oh well, I guess they were true.
Mealtime, The Highlight Of The Trip.
Mealtime is always the highlight of any trip. It gives me something to look forward to and the perfect end to a day.
Finding Food In A New Location.
Whenever I stay in a new location, I have to check out the area for food. Sometimes finding food is easy and other times it is not. So at my recent stay, I cruised the area checking out the fair.
Lone Star, great. Steak and Shake, yes! KFC, excellent. Olive Garden, oh yah! But when Supper time rolled around, I discovered that the Lone Star was closed. Rats. So, the Olive Garden is always to good choice. Likewise, at lunch I discovered that the Steak and Shake was also closed. But KFC always works.
I was fortunate to have so many choices.
Pooper Scoupers.
Pooper scoupers now come in a wide range of colors. I guess this makes it easier to accessorize your outfit.
….And We Have Free Waffles.
When I was checking into a motel recently I asked about their free breakfast. Specifically, I asked if they had waffles and they reassured me that they did. However the next morning I discovered the their waffles were of the toaster variety and not the fresh waffle machine variety. Fortunately there was a Mickey Ds across the street and they do a good job with pancakes.
This Bathroom Is Also A Tornado Shelter.
While attending a conference at a county fair grounds, the sign outside of the mens’ bathroom stated that it also served as a tornado shelter. This was all fine until I ran the numbers. The bathroom might hold a hundred max, but there were over 10,000 of us in attendance. So, if you are afraid of storms, you need to stay close to the restrooms.