There is now a new beer that can also be used to develop film. Hey, I don’t make this stuff up.

I recently saw my first propane vending machine. And while the price of the propane was rather high, I guess that is the price that you pay for the convenience.

Recently, I ran into someone that I had not seen in over 30 years. At first he seemed normal but as the conversation went on, he seemed confused and disoriented. And it occurred to me that maybe he was “loosing it”. After all, they say that the mind is the first thing to go. After all, they say that the mind is the first thing to go.

I am now spam emails with 2 ads instead of just one. This is much nicer because I can get rid of twice as many ads.

USB ports are popping up everywhere. They now have a sofa with a USB port. I assume that the port is for charging cellphones but who knows. I wonder if it is WiFi enabled?

Now that the Mueller investigation is complete and Trump has been cleared, I suspect that it is only a matter of time before the Democrats start rioting in the streets.

Voters in a Texas city voted to give Firefighters a raise. Unfortunately, there was no money in the budget to accommodate the raise. So the city ended up laying off junior firefighters to cover the short fall.

Hundreds of people die each year at the hands of drunk drivers. But officials are unable to do anything to stop it. So instead, they focus on guns instead.

Environmentalist are afraid that the oceans are rising. Yet the folks who live on the east coast dump millions of tons of trash in the ocean daily and seem to think that is environmentally friendly. Go figure.

For a long time, I couldn’t understand why California was so upset over plastic straws. Then I learned that California dumps their trash in the ocean. Seriously? For being such a progressive group of environmentalists, is this the best that you could come up with? Couldn’t you use power generating incinerators or biodigestors instead? I guess California is all talk.