You can order a side of scrambled eggs at Mickey Ds.  Will the wonders never cease.

The TV Weather Gal is was wearing a parka while delivering her forecast. Of course, she was inside so I guess she wore it for effect.

Even though Halloween hasn’t past, the Christmas stuff is already showing up on the store shelves.  I expect to see Santa with a pumpkin in one hand and a turkey in the other.

I hear officials say that recreational pot is dangerous.  Yet, no one says why.

One candidate for office filmed his campaign ad at a retirement community.  I wonder if they will remember him on election day.

A man recently shoplifted a 55 inch flat screen TV.  I think that the store needs better security.

Big Bird is retiring.  I wonder who will be next?

I went to Taco Bell the other day to grab so breakfast for the road.  Unfortunately, the clerk told me that Steak and Egg Stackers are no longer available.  I guess these menu changes are the reason that Taco Bell doesn’t do a big breakfast business.

This time of the year, things that go bump in the night are usually walnuts falling on my roof.

The Democrat candidate for governor promises to eliminate a tax.  However, I suspect that she is not going to rework the budget to make the tax reduction work.  Rather, I suspect that she is going to come up with a new tax.